This is obviously a place where people drink coffee, smoke (if they so desire), read aloud to each other, and talk late into the night about earth-shattering ideas. You can almost make out a bit of a stage through the smoke. You can smoke a Haus Cig, if you care, just type SMOKE. There are pastries aplenty as well...just EAT PASTRY. We have an expert bartender, Gertrude Stein, here...just ORDER your favorite drink from her, and she'll fix ya up! Pull up a chair! Just SIT! Every night is open mic! If you feel moved, just CLIMB ON STAGE, and sing out! Be sure to get OFF STAGE when you're done, so the lights can come back on!
Gertrude Stein, Lizzie Borden, and [Tray of Pastries] are here.
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