8-ball
Before you lies a mysterious black orb, with the number 8 enscribed in white.
Larger than a traditional 8 Ball, this fantastic device will tell you
the answers to your deepest questions.
To use:
Clearly focus on one question you desire the answer to, hold it in your mind,
and then the 8-ball (ask 8-ball). On the little window underneath
the answer will float up through the murkey waters within.