the obvious winner

. At a glance, your first thought is, "What the hell did they do to this chihuahua?!?!!" This animal has got to be the result of some sick biogenetic experiment gone awry! Or else it's been exposed to massive amounts of radiation... . It would be completely hairless but for three small irregular tufts of thinning sparse frizzy fur -- one tuft on its' chest, one on the tip of it's tail and the last, right on top of its' head! You wonder if all dogs, without their fur, would have the same "worry/grimace" creases on their faces. Or dandruff. All of six pounds, it stands shivering in its' grey skin, tongue lolling maniacally out of its' mouth. . It occurs to you that someone has entered a "ringer" into this contest -- this has got to be someone's shaved pet cat, when you overhear the owner say to a passerby, "It's a pedigreed Chinese Crested Hairless dog." . Amazed to consider that someone would actually BREED a beast to look like this, you are more shocked when you look up at the owner and remember that old observation of people looking like their pets -- these two could be twins!