A kiosk

. ...just off of the freeway in the town of Petaluma, known internationally as "The Egg Basket to the World." Mom and Pop chicken ranches operate throughout the countryside and your nose doesn't doubt it for a moment. . The kiosk, an amber-tinted, plexiglass surround, is barely larger than a cardboard appliance carton from Sears (tm) and is sufficient to fend off the most adverse of weather conditions in this temperate climate zone. There is a sign above the kiosk...

. T H E S O N O M A S H U F F L E . [COMMUTER SHUTTLE COMPANY]

. -=SERVING ALL OF SONOMA COUNTY=-

. A cynical graffitti vandal has embellished the sign...

. "IF WE DON'T GO THERE, NEITHER DO YOU!"

. There is a hard wooden bench within this enclosure.

Exits:

west to Downtown Petaluma northwest to the road